No this is not the beginning of a dirty limerick, although I am sure if it was done correctly it would be both amusing and hilarious. No, sadly it is just an intriguing title to catch your attention so that I might discuss something a little more realistic. Unless of course, this you live in the Southern United States or Kentucky itself, in which case the title could absolutely apply - and likely more than once. No no, Canada provides it's fair share of comedic material at any given point in time; however, this is not a laughing matter. What I intend to explore here is the notable differences… Pročitajte više

There was a movie that came out, many years ago now, called Savages. In the film, the actress Blake Lively portrays the shared girlfriend/wife of two very different men. In this rather odd love triangle, it seems to work for everyone involved. That is, until Blake's character get's herself kidnapped by the cartel or some other Mexican crime syndicate and then all hell breaks lose. That is the least of my worries however. What has captured my thoughts to a degree, since seeing the movie when it first came out, God I may be saying too much - ANYWAYS- what sticks in my mind so much about the fil… Pročitajte više

It was close to 7pm by the time Mr. Adaire arrived. He was usually running late, an occupational hazard of being one of the citiest most important and wealthy businessmen. I had to remind myself that the same importance and businesses that made him late for our personal shopping review meetings was also how he paid for my services. Catering to entitlement meant access to privledge and wealth for the most part, otherwise I would have left the industry years ago. There certainly had been a lot of perks over the years- cash gratuities, items purchased for my personal use as a thank you for helpin… Pročitajte više

I had first met the Dean at an alumni BBQ my grandparents hosted at their lake house over 10 years ago. His marriage had been better then and I was much too juvenile. Now, in his office, wearing the lingerie he picked out for me the night before I felt completely different about our encounter that was going to take place. The transparent lace of the body suit split at my labia leaving the bottom open for access. I had no desire to go to College immediately, there was money to be made elsewhere, but the Dean had come to the club the first night I had earned to graduate from bartending to strip… Pročitajte više

Here yee, here yee? Or is it "hear"? Who knows, I could look into it but it's not why I am here tonight. I am far too frustrated and also excited to bore anyone with the mundane history of the English lanuguage and prose. No, not tonight. I am sitting in a new thong and bra set, feeling divine, and hoping that someone out there- who has read my entries and has a keen sense of what sorts of things I am into, as well as what my limits are, can make a suggestion as to a scenario between players for an exciting new RP. Vanilla in substance, but with a twist of something naughty. I will keep my… Pročitajte više

IN FACT- I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK AT ALL. Do not ask, do not show it to me without being asked- and let me assure you, I will never ask you. I am not personally aroused in any way by the idea or reality of a man being pushy or forcing me to see his penis. What pleasure do you think I would derive from that? Do you think that women just enjoy looking at your penis when you expose it - like some pervert in a park - without there being in indication that she is interested at all? If the answer is yes- and your first instinct is to virtually flash me with a picture- then kindly refrain and… Pročitajte više

I typically do not enjoy weddings, I recall thinking before driving out of the parking garage from the hotel, but this might change my mind. I held the bar behind the couch as the soon-to-be father of the groom licked my clit in strong rythmic motions, with both hands on my buttocks, head back, as I kneeled over his face. Each tongue of my slit was better than the last, and I could feel it building. My best friend was marrying this man's son- and I couldn't imagine my friend's husband could be better than this. I felt my first orgasm rising and I said in an agressive hushed tone- OMG fuck me… Pročitajte više

There was no reason for me to accompany John on the business trip to Palm Springs. I did not golf, I had no interest in it, and I wouldn't be required to take detailed notes. The trips I had gone on before were ones the entire company did for a retreat, to talk big strategies drink too much and hopefully be enticed into slave labour at their desks for another year. No, there would be none of that on this trip. As I sat in my apartment the night before the morning we were to depart, I stared at the box on my coffee table that had arrived by private courier less than 20 minutes prior. Daring me,… Pročitajte više

Stripping is relatively straight forward on the stage. You pay your fee be in the club, vie for time on the stage and navigate the pecking order, showcase your talents and then you go to the real work. Entertaining the "gentleman" and ensuring they have a good time. The thing about secret, underground, clubs are that the limits are what you make them. The "full service" package- the most expensive and prestigious" does not only include happy endings, but there is an elite VIP option. To become a member, requires significant investment financially, as well as rigorous medical examination and te… Pročitajte više

Welcome to Vegas daddy, I have been waiting for you. I smile up at you as you let yourself in the room- it's been a long day of business and travelling, but you are finally here- at your luxurious hotel room on the strip, complete with your sugar baby- who you keep for your frequent business trips. Clad in pink satin lingerie, a thong and bra with gardets and nude high heels, you smile back at me as you begin to unbutton your shirt. You love it when I call you daddy- although you are old enough to be, we are far from related. You often tell me how you want to fill my sweet practically virgin… Pročitajte više

The following is fantasy only... My husband and I met on a holiday in Hawaii when our respective groups found each other locked out of the adjoining villas one warm and glorious Hawaii night. He was there for a gold tournament through business with two other male associates from his company, and I was there on a bachelorette weekend that would go down in infamy. He was still practicing as a doctor in a successful clinic on his side of the country while I attended University on the other. I had bee enjoying my time and having a few drinks when we realized at the head of the driveway that we we… Pročitajte više

What is your favourite toy to watch a woman use on herself? Imagine this- there is a gentleman's club, much like a strip club, but more private. The women showcase themselves for the patrons who mingle and enjoy beverages etc. Upon selecting a woman whose aura turns you on- be it the private school outfit, the seemingly conservative exterior, or the lingerie you can already see she is wearing, you are taken to a private room where she puts on a private show for you, and perhaps some of your friends... In the room there is comfortable set up for participating in and witnessing pleasure. You g… Pročitajte više

Imagine you caught me pleasuring myself... what would you do? Imagine, you- my best college girl friend's father- are in town. Us girls live in an apartment, in a good end of town, that you generously invested in for your daughter's education. The two of you are estranged, for the most part, and so she was not expecting you to drop in between meetings on your business trip. Certainly, neither was I. The sun on the private patio is lovely and as it warms my skin I feel my nipples harden and the rush of warmth, tingling sensation, rush to my most sensitive parts. We have met in passing, once or… Pročitajte više

Stress- while for some men I understand that sex can be a thing that distracts and calms the mind- for this girl, when I am stressed it is the last thing on my mind. I lose all libido so fast it is not even funny. I wish I could zone out with a nice bottle of wine and some good toys or something even better, but that is just not in the cards for me when shit hits the fan. I will keep it brief, but I witnessed the death of someone very dear to me recently, and the grief has shaken me to my core. It has hit harder than any human force I could imagine, and I thought momentarily that I would never… Pročitajte više

I met him in the office for the first time when I was 16, but it was not until the summer I turned 21 that we had the pleasure of becoming more closely and intimately acquainted. The tennis club and brunch there on Sunday was a family tradition started long before I was even in the picture. At 21 years of age, and little hungover from a bon-fire beach party with friends the night before, the last place I had in mind for 10am was the dining room at the Club. In fact I would much rather have still been in bed, blocking the light with my hands as it seeped through blinds. I hate those blinds -… Pročitajte više

If I am honest- the older man roleplay is still tingling my clit and G Spot. SADLY, during a spring time thunder and lightening show, there was a surge and my WeVibe has bought the farm. I am thinking of starting a contest of sorts- for interested parties- and am just putting some feelers out there. I am very interested in exploring more remote toys- controlled over the web- so that we can connect and write some short erotica together. In exchange for a new sex toy, of you choosing, what would you propose the grand prize should be? An erotica short story you help me write, input, ideas, new e… Pročitajte više

Well- for some of you who read this ( I doubt that many) I have eluded previously to a partner that suffers from drug addiction. Unfortunately, he is also a porn addict and it has hurt our relationship very badly. I have been extremely trepedatious about things moving forward and now I am totally sure that things are done. He has made the choice once again to hole up in an rental property with drugs and porn and while this might sound like a good time for many, it is the last straw for someone who was already almost out the door. Anyways, the research portion of my blog has ended and the moti… Pročitajte više

Face sitting is not something that I have ever been comfortable doing. I can never relax enough to let go and actually enjoy the feeling of a tongue in between my slit, devouring my as though my pussy contains the last bit of the sweetest nectar on this earth. I want my thights to quiver, as I am pressed into his mouth by his hands on my ass. The feeling of his tongue moving in and out of me, and up and down my pleasureful opening is too much to bare and I am going to cum! But then I wake up... the disappointment of failing to orgasm from a nearly wet dream is awful! The older gentleman fant… Pročitajte više

Hi There, Perhaps you will read the following and come up with some ridiculous argument about your civil liberties or you will agree that this is not something that should even need to be explained. If the former applies to you, then please feel free to stop reading. If you are privledged enough to hold the view that everyone is "entitled" to think and do whatever they want to in a "free country" then you can take your white, middle-class, very-likely-male, able-bodied, and ignorant self to a different profile focused on your current special interest. It will be difficult for you to decide no… Pročitajte više

Harrold and my grandfather saw a lot of each other that summer, as I mentioned, the business was too busy for my grandfather to handle at his advancing age and it was Harrold- the son of his former business partner- who was up to the plate. The next time I saw Harrold, after I had made myself climax using just my hands thinking about his more mature, yet still fit body and experienced hands all over me, I felt more confident. It was as though somehow the ice had been broken, and he knew what I had done despite not having been there. I hadn't been bold enough to bring anything like a real sex… Pročitajte više